Well there it is. It is official. The Great Orange One is going to be given the keys to the kingdom.
So the other day I listened to Obama’s press conference where he promised that there’d be swift retaliation against the Russians for the apparent hacking of our election.
It got me thinking that in order to keep tensions from escalating he’d employ the B or the C team to do the hacking and give him the results in his daily security briefing.
So I present to you America’s Least Capable Spy Agency.
"The details are a bit technical, but we cut the last 5 minutes out of Putin's copy of The Usual Suspects" #swiftretaliation #russianhacking
— Patrick Stockton (@naslacker) December 19, 2016